NOVELTIES

The perfect cheeky gag gift for someone that has everything! The Gift Of Nothing features an empty clear plastic bauble on a card extolling the virtues of nothing

"Frisky Dare Dice For Couples Who Like Naughty Fun!

Do This...To My...And Do It...

A frisky and hot dice game that spices up any night with your Lover. Roll the dice and see what they will be doing to which part of you and how.
Includes:
3 x Erotic Dare Dice"

Turn off the lights and watch your hens night come a light! Our Glow in the dark straws will glow right before your eyes, all you need is a dark room or space and the straws will automatically start glowing.

They make great table decorations, will guarantee a laugh and make drinking your drink a lot more exciting ...especially in the dark!

Length: 18.5cm
Straw diameter: 0.7cm

Make your next party a real “blast” as you blast out a steady stream of pecker confetti with the Rainbow Pecker Party Confetti Gun! Shiny Rainbow Pecker Confetti will rain down in a hail of Rainbow Confetti fun!

• Shoots 6 streams of confetti or streamers
• Two refillable cartridges
• Easy to load and use

10 fantasies to spice up your sex life!

Scratch one heart per week and your treat is my command

Get your creative juices flowing with Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen! Our pens provide a sensory experience with their squishy-soft ergonomic design, making writing more fun. Plus, our water-based black ink offers a smooth writing experience without smudging. Whether you’re looking for a way to reduce stress in the office or want to have some fun doodling, Super Fun Penis Pen is here for you.

Beware: Hot week ahead! One mystery Kama Sutra position a day. Let's scratch and discover together!

Uncover 3 erect peckers and WIN A BLOWJOB! This is one game you won't mind getting stiffed on!

Combine flavour and fun with Valentino's Sexy Cherry Delight Chocolate Body Paint.
Valentino's is an especially scrumptious and wonderfully sleek chocolate body paint made of fresh dairy cream, vanilla, cocoa and exquisitely fine Belgian chocolate that is enhanced with a deliciously extra lush and delicious rich cherry flavour.

Dip brush into your Chocolate Body Paint then spread it as artistically and generously as you desire. Delicious and fabulously smooth for the most serious and discriminating chocolate lovers. 

• Smooth spreadable
• Heatable to make runny
• Use with or without Brush
• 185 g Bottle - Includes Brush
• Great fun product

Roll the dice and get lucky with this glow in the dark Erotic Dice set! One die contains various commands (Lick, Kiss, Blow, Tease, Massage, Touch) and the other features body parts (such as Lips, Nipples, Body, Boobs, Toes)

Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our 20 cm Glitterati Straws will elevate your next Hens or Anniversary party to VIP status. Our paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique.

Each pack of eight straws (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze) are on-trend for this wedding season. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins and more!

An experience of oral adventures! Orally tantalize your lover as you move your game markers around the board.

Split the cards into HIS and HER decks with the activities face down. Players take turns rolling the die. If the die comes up HER, she draws a card from the HER deck and may choose ONE of the two activities (and vice-versa for him). One roll per player per turn.

Contents: 1 game die and 52 activity cards (26 for her & 26 for him). Each card has 2 activities to choose from.

Perfect for a date night or to bring a little risqué fun into the bedroom!

This card game comes with one game die and 96 game cards. There are 32 cards for each of the three card categories. Players take turns rolling the die and following the instructions on the game cards.

After a player has rolled at least 5 times he or she is now able to draw a Love Affair card if rolled. The first person to roll a Love Affair card wins the game and gets to act out the instructions on the card.

These rubber penis-shaped valve caps are perfect for a funny prank or a cheeky Secret Santa gift

This penis shaped beer opener is a great gag gift or stocking stuffer

With a 5cm plastic penis, these pecker keyrings are a great gag gift or Secret Santa present

Looking for a cheeky present for someone that loves to fish? This 15g gunmetal black pecker shaped fishing lure is sure to make them laugh

These cute and funny keyrings feature a single handcuff and are a great gag gift or Secret Santa present

These adorable slinky-style penis keyrings re the perfect stretchy and sexy addition to your keys!

Looking for a cheeky gift? Our Novelty Fluffy Handcuffs are fully adjustable made from PU leather with a soft plush lining. These cuffs will fit wrists up to 25cm in circumference. Great as a funny gag gift or can be used for light bondage play

This humorous Metal Sign will add just the right touch of cheeky fun to your bathroom! Perfectly sized at 20 x 30 cm, the sign reads “Get Naked - Unless You're Visiting, Don't Make It Weird” - guaranteed to get a few chuckles! 

This humorous Metal Sign will add just the right touch of cheeky fun to any room! Perfectly sized at 20 x 30 cm, the sign reads “I Didn't Fart, My Ass Blew You A Kiss” - guaranteed to get a few chuckles! 

This 20x30cm tin sign is a great way to add a little vintage flair and humour to any man cave! Get a laugh from your pals and a warning to all who enter: "Forget the Dog, Beware of Wife!" 

This 20x10cm wooden plaque features a wise and irreverent reminder for yourself and others and is a perfect gift for that someone with a quirky sense of humour

This 20cm wooden sign is out of this world with the perfect phrase to give someone a laugh. It's the perfect gift for that special someone who's just a little bit out there!

Let your favourite asshole know just how much you appreciate them by gifting them this stainless steel keyring!

This playful stainless steel, laser engraved keyring is the perfect little gift for that special someone in your life with a naughty sense of humour! Featuring the funny caption "I Love You But No...You Can't Put It In My Ass!", it's sure to grab a few laughs!

Who doesn’t! Now you will know who the party is in honour of because that special person will be adorned with this fabulous pin.

Who doesn’t! Now you will know who the party is in honour of because that special person will be adorned with this fabulous pin.

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet 'n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It's fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!

Lavender scented

Ingredients: Sodium Palmate, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Aqua, Glycerin, Parfum, Sodium Chloride, Phenoxyethanol, Panthenol, Disodium EDTA

Make your next special occasion sparkle with this gorgeous double heart cake topper!

• Adorned with rhinestone accents
• Available in gold and silver
• Heart ornament: 9 x 9cm
• Total length: 20cm

Glow in the dark dice keyring with different sexual positions

One ring means they're ready for you, two rings means let's have a quickie and three rings means they need sex desperately

This cheeky bar of peach flavoured Arse/Face soap features the word "Arse" on one side and "Face" on the other

For thrilling, fruity, fizzy bath time – alone or with a partner!
Penis shaped bath bomb that will start fizzing as soon as it gets put in warm water. It then releases its fruity strawberry scent. Extra large for long-lasting fizzy fun.

Win big with Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets! Every ticket is a winner! Scratch to reveal a sexy position or foreplay activity for the night. Includes: 8 Lucky Sex Scratch Tickets.

Explore your inner kink with this intimate introduction to the world of Fetish Fun! Spank restrain and role-play your way through steamy actions and fun fetish facts discovering your deepest desires and ultimate fantasies as you make your way to a blissful climax where the pleasure or pain... is all yours!

Box includes: 

• 1 x Fetish Fun Board
• 1 x Game Guide
• 2 x Counters
• 20 x Fetish Fun Trivia Cards
• 1 x Die

An exciting group game for 2 - 8 players involving fun, friends, laughter, naughtiness and a seriously good time! Hours of hysterical fun for all. Fantastic new game play, exciting titillating forfeits plus cute themed playing pieces including Cock, Beaver, Puppies, Pawn, Stallion, Rabbit, Snake and Pussy.


Build up your adult empire by throwing the dice and moving around the board. Use your business acumen to decide which are the best businesses to buy including the raunchy Peppermint Hippo, The Full Mountie, King Dong, Dollywood and Martin Scores-easy! Buy up as many as you can afford, wait for your friends to land on them and see what happens! Just be careful not to grow too quickly or you could end up "losing your shirt" and a lot more besides!

Risky and Frisky forfeit cards test you friends sexual knowledge and result in hilarious forfeits for them if they get it wrong and for you or other players if they are right! Would you know how long a pigs orgasm lasts or what are the most recorded ejaculations in 1hr for a man? Find out this and lots more on your route to the top.

Winner: The person with the greatest boardroom skills and best bedroom knowledge!

These ladies will keep your blood pressure pulsating with a unique set of sexy boobs or a bodacious booty on each card.

52 Playing cards

This is a rummy inspired stripping card game, great for 2 to 8 adults.

In this game you must get a whole boy or girl outfit collected to get anyone to "take it off". Fun added challenge cards keep the game flowing and the more you take off the hotter the party gets.

Includes:

• 104 Cards
• 8 Girl Outfits
• 8 Boy Outfits
• 22 Specialty Cards

Predict you lover’s sexual future with Sex Fortunes. The deck resembles a standard tarot card deck with one major difference, the fortunes are all sex related. For example, he receives oral sex in the King of Flesh Swords, and she is completely pampered by the Empress Card.

Other cards include sex positions, such as The Sun, The Six of Clits, and The Lovers. Act out as many cards as you want from your fortune but watch out for the Death Card (illustrating a premature ejaculation) that causes you to lose your turn in favour of your lover’s next fortune reading.

Gay Sex can be played three ways!

Fortune Teller - Let fate decide your fantasy.

Lovers Libido - Build your adventure while learning about your lover's likes, dislikes and lusts.

Ultimate Fantasy - add a third or fourth player.