SOMETHING FUNNY

These adorable slinky-style penis keyrings re the perfect stretchy and sexy addition to your keys!

This cheeky bar of peach flavoured Arse/Face soap features the word "Arse" on one side and "Face" on the other

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet 'n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It's fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!

Lavender scented

Ingredients: Sodium Palmate, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Aqua, Glycerin, Parfum, Sodium Chloride, Phenoxyethanol, Panthenol, Disodium EDTA

Slow rising 5.5" tall, banana-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favour, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.

The legendary Clone-A-Willy homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy's casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!

Each Clone-A-Willy kit comes with:

• Body-safe, diy homemade dildo
  clone kit
  neon purple-colored silicone
• Algae-based molding powder
• Molding tube (2.5 inches wide, 11 inches tall)
• Single-speed vibrator
• Easy-to-follow instructions
• Suitable for use to mold penises under 9" (larger molds or non-vibrating dildos may require extra silicone, available by special order)
• For tips and tricks on molding with Clone-A-Willy click here

This 20cm wooden sign is out of this world with the perfect phrase to give someone a laugh. It's the perfect gift for that special someone who's just a little bit out there!

An exciting group game for 2 - 8 players involving fun, friends, laughter, naughtiness and a seriously good time! Hours of hysterical fun for all. Fantastic new game play, exciting titillating forfeits plus cute themed playing pieces including Cock, Beaver, Puppies, Pawn, Stallion, Rabbit, Snake and Pussy.


Build up your adult empire by throwing the dice and moving around the board. Use your business acumen to decide which are the best businesses to buy including the raunchy Peppermint Hippo, The Full Mountie, King Dong, Dollywood and Martin Scores-easy! Buy up as many as you can afford, wait for your friends to land on them and see what happens! Just be careful not to grow too quickly or you could end up "losing your shirt" and a lot more besides!

Risky and Frisky forfeit cards test you friends sexual knowledge and result in hilarious forfeits for them if they get it wrong and for you or other players if they are right! Would you know how long a pigs orgasm lasts or what are the most recorded ejaculations in 1hr for a man? Find out this and lots more on your route to the top.

Winner: The person with the greatest boardroom skills and best bedroom knowledge!

This penis shaped beer opener is a great gag gift or stocking stuffer

Looking for a cheeky present for someone that loves to fish? This 15g gunmetal black pecker shaped fishing lure is sure to make them laugh

The perfect cheeky gag gift for someone that has everything! The Gift Of Nothing features an empty clear plastic bauble on a card extolling the virtues of nothing

These cute and funny keyrings feature a single handcuff and are a great gag gift or Secret Santa present

This playful stainless steel, laser engraved keyring is the perfect little gift for that special someone in your life with a naughty sense of humour! Featuring the funny caption "I Love You But No...You Can't Put It In My Ass!", it's sure to grab a few laughs!

Let your favourite asshole know just how much you appreciate them by gifting them this stainless steel keyring!

Glow in the dark dice keyring with different sexual positions

Who doesn’t! Now you will know who the party is in honour of because that special person will be adorned with this fabulous pin.

Who doesn’t! Now you will know who the party is in honour of because that special person will be adorned with this fabulous pin.

This 20x30cm tin sign is a great way to add a little vintage flair and humour to any man cave! Get a laugh from your pals and a warning to all who enter: "Forget the Dog, Beware of Wife!" 

This humorous Metal Sign will add just the right touch of cheeky fun to your bathroom! Perfectly sized at 20 x 30 cm, the sign reads “Get Naked - Unless You're Visiting, Don't Make It Weird” - guaranteed to get a few chuckles! 

This humorous Metal Sign will add just the right touch of cheeky fun to any room! Perfectly sized at 20 x 30 cm, the sign reads “I Didn't Fart, My Ass Blew You A Kiss” - guaranteed to get a few chuckles! 

Looking for a cheeky gift? Our Novelty Fluffy Handcuffs are fully adjustable made from PU leather with a soft plush lining. These cuffs will fit wrists up to 25cm in circumference. Great as a funny gag gift or can be used for light bondage play

Willy you or willy you not hang this in your car?

With a 5cm plastic penis, these pecker keyrings are a great gag gift or Secret Santa present

These rubber penis-shaped valve caps are perfect for a funny prank or a cheeky Secret Santa gift

One ring means they're ready for you, two rings means let's have a quickie and three rings means they need sex desperately

Scratch one heart per week and your treat is my command

For thrilling, fruity, fizzy bath time – alone or with a partner!
Penis shaped bath bomb that will start fizzing as soon as it gets put in warm water. It then releases its fruity strawberry scent. Extra large for long-lasting fizzy fun.

This 20x10cm wooden plaque features a wise and irreverent reminder for yourself and others and is a perfect gift for that someone with a quirky sense of humour